John & Bob

"Yeah that was smart,"
John sarcastically told himself and asked,
"Why did the chicken return to the egg?"

• The Story
  Latest Update April 27th 2012

Part One

2 pages, 10 chapters

Page One
• Chapter 1 Paintbowl
• Chapter 2 DK
• Chapter 3 Neggen
• Chapter 4 Ding Ti
• Chapter 5 Leaving

Page Two
• Chapter 6 Tempest In a Teacup
• Chapter 7 Cafe Aroma
• Chapter 8 Tempest In a Teacup II
• Chapter 9 Leavin' On a Jet Plane
• Chapter 10 Tempest In a Teacup III

Part Two

4 pages, 16 chapters

Page One
• Chapter 1 A Mouse in da House dat Jack Built
• Chapter 2 Going to Town
• Chapter 3 In Town
• Chapter 4 Splitting Hairs
• Chapter 5 Hideawayz

Page Two
• Chapter 6 And She Can Cook
• Chapter 7 Party Pooper
• Chapter 8 Gone Fishin'
• Chapter 9 Party Pooper II
• Chapter 10 Gone Fishin' II

Page Three
• Chapter 11 Party Pooper III
• Chapter 12 Gone Fishin' III
• Chapter 13 Tattler
• Chapter 14 Gone Fishin' IV
• Chapter 15 Proposal

Page Four
• Chapter 16 Girl Is Gray

Part Three

5 pages, 22 chapters

Page One
• Chapter 1 The Spanish Inquisition Pt1
• Chapter 2 The Spanish Inquisition Pt2
• Chapter 3 Airport
• Chapter 4 The Spanish Inquisition Pt3
• Chapter 5 Rice Rocket

Page Two
• Chapter 6 Penthouse
• Chapter 7 Bob's Comfort
• Chapter 8 Yes ~ No
• Chapter 9 Urgent Talk
• Chapter 10 Retched

Page Three
• Chapter 11 Morning
• Chapter 12 Breakfast Plans
• Chapter 13 I'll Wait
• Chapter 14 Innocent Morning
• Chapter 15 Inside Connections

Page Four
• Chapter 16 Innocent Morning Pt2
• Chapter 17 Frelling World
• Chapter 18 Crude Awakening
• Chapter 19 Spreadin' the News
• Chapter 20 Sharin' the News

Page Five
• Chapter 21 Blue Point
• Chapter 22 Jack's Plan

Part Four

Part 4 is currently in progress

Page One
• Chapter 1 A Payne In The Base
• Chapter 2 A Payne In The Base Pt2

Page Two
• Chapter 3 Generally Charming
• Chapter 4 No Payne, No Gain
• Chapter 5 No Pain, No Gain

Page Three
• Chapter 6 for a little bowl of zoup
• Chapter 7 Fakers
• Chapter 8 Trailer Queen
• Chapter 9 Bubbled Bath

Page Four
• Chapter 10 Annie's Stun
• Chapter 11 Make Up
• Chapter 12 Jogging Memory

Page Five
• Chapter 13 Tubbie
• Chapter 14 Dr. Pip

Page Six
• Chapter 15 Inflating & Deflating

Page Seven
• Chapter 16 Dinner on the Quay
• Chapter 17 Clown Suits
• Chapter 18 The Three Stooges

Page Eight
• Chapter 19 Wheedling
• Chapter 20 Disco Disaster

Page Nine
• Chapter 21 General Lecture
• Chapter 22 Flowers & Candy

Page Ten
• Chapter 23 A Little Bargaining
• Chapter 24 Coffee Shopping
• Chapter 25 He Asked
• Chapter 26 Dropping Her Off

Page Eleven
• Chapter 27 Overview
• Chapter 28 Lena
• Chapter 29 Where the Payne Will Be

Page Twelve
• Chapter 30 Schemes
• Chapter 31 Business Woman

Page Thirteen
• Chapter 32 Tanner
• Chapter 33 Birdbrains - On Course 1

Page Fourteen
• Chapter 34 Birdbrains - Tee Party

Page Fifteen
• Chapter 35 Birdbrains - Tracked
• Chapter 36 Birdbrains - A Birdie

Page Sixteen
• Chapter 36 Birdbrains - A Birdie (cont'd)
• Chapter 37 Birdbrains - On Course 2
• Chapter 38 Birdbrains - Roberta's Drive

Page Seventeen
• Chapter 39 Birdbrains - Slight Disconnects, Outside
• Chapter 40 Birdbrains - Slight Disconnects, Inside

Page Eighteen
• Chapter 40 Birdbrains - Slight Disconnects, Inside (cont'd)

Page Nineteen
• Chapter 41 Birdbrains - Dodgy Connections

Page Twenty
• Chapter 42 Birdbrains - Disconnections Pt. 1
• Chapter 43 Birdbrains - Disconnections Pt. 2
• Chapter 44 Birdbrains - Disconnections Pt. 3

Page Twenty One
• Chapter 45 Birdbrains - Pushed
• Chapter 46 Birdbrains - Rides

Page Twenty Two
• Chapter 47 Birdbrains - To Roost
• Chapter 48 Birdbrains - Celery Eyes
• Chapter 49 Birdbrains - Some Enchanted Evening

Page Twenty Three
• Chapter 50 Following
• Chapter 51 Working Late
• Chapter 52 Trailing

Page Twenty Four
• Chapter 53 She Came In Through...

Page Twenty Five
• Chapter 54 Coffeehouse Blues, Pt.1

Page Twenty Six
• Chapter 55 Shortly

Page Twenty Seven
• Chapter 56 Coffeehouse Blues, Pt.2

Page Twenty Eight
• Chapter 57 Coffeehouse Blues, Pt.3

Page Twenty Nine
• Chapter 58 Coffeehouse Blues, Pt.4

Page Thirty
• Chapter 59 Hot Wheels

To be continued....

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Notes

This story is still in progress. The following sections
haven't been started or are incomplete - Cheeky

• FAQ
  Frequently Asked Questions
• Who is Who & What is What
  John & Bob reference guide
• Commentary Track
  author's notes for a given page of story

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